What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?