What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do bees chew?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How do horses navigate at night?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What is the definition of Robin?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?