What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What is the most adorable season?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?