What's red and smells like blue paint?
Who invented fractions?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What's E.T. short for?
What's the politest month?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?