Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
What is the smallest lion?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?