Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?