Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Because it's very bright.
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?