My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?