What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's a car's favorite TV show?