What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What is a mom's favorite game?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What's the most athletic footwear?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Where do actors go to pray?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call a dog that meditates?