Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Where do termites go camping?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?