How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
A tuba glue.
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How do hurricanes see?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What car can't keep a secret?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Where do kittens go to school?
Which singer could always break a five?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did summer say to spring?