What might you call waking up in the morning?
An eye-opening experience.
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What season begins with a thud?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?