How much does freedom weigh?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?