What did the salad say to its dad?
Dad, you're so raddish!
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Where do ants go to eat?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did you learn in school today, son?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?