Why was the fish so smart?
It lived in a school.
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?