Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What nationality are most fish?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why are baseball games at night?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?