Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call two birds in love?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?