What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
March Sadness.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What makes music in your hair?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the snake name his daughter?