What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
March Sadness.
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did summer say to spring?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Someone stole all my lamps.