What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Where does breakfast live?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?