What dog wears contact lenses?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
How does a cow do math?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What TV show is most popular at bars?