To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark.
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How does a penguin build its house?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why are turtles so shy?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why was the spider so smart?