Why are English teachers so smart?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?