Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Because every fall, they let loose.
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Which bug is related to you?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why was the dog overweight?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?