Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Because every fall, they let loose.
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why do trees try new things so often?