Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?