What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where in earth have you been?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why is a doctor always calm?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do jokesters study in college?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a cow with two legs?