What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where in earth have you been?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?