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Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?