Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the foal cough?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's a tornado's favorite game?