What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?