Why did the cat run away from the tree?
It was afraid of the bark.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?