What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Cardinals.
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Where do ants go to eat?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Which bug is related to you?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why was the bunny upset?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?