What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a short cow?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?