What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What vegetables do librarians like?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you call an insincere horse?
When do mice play every day?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What type of car do planets buy?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?