What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?