Where do surfers go to school?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What day is your mom always right?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the barber win the race?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?