Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
The winternet!
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why was the mime upset?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What kind of books do boats write?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the pig go to the casino?