Families are like fudge.
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Which cats love to be petted?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why are fish such good architects?