What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Where do chips wear socks?
Board Game With A Twist
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What horn never makes a sound?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?