What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?