Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
He got campfire-d.
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do bees say in the summer?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the cow cross the road?