Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What birds make average students?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What car always breaks the rules?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.