What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?