What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How was the wedding?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why was the cow afraid?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?