Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What day is your mom always right?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why do bees buzz?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Where do termites go camping?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?