Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Who invented fractions?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?