What type of dog loves to take showers?
Shampoodles.
What type of car do planets buy?
What is the color of the wind?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
How does a squid go into battle?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why was the mime upset?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Where do chips wear socks?