What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
I didn't do it on porpoise.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Where do books sleep?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Where do ships always get stuck?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What says: oom oom oom?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did one firefly say to the other?