Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How long do chickens work?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?