What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
How do animals blend into the desert?
How does a taco bless the table?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?