What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why is a computer so smart?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the confused bee say?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the computer run out of money?