Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do rich squirrels eat?