Why did the cloud date the fog?
He was so down to earth.
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What kind of store would a dog own?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?