Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?