Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Which relative loves rice?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?