What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
A smarty pants.
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?