What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
A smarty pants.
How do billboards talk?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?