What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What's the friendliest national park?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did summer say to spring?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?