Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why is money so stubborn?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?