How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?