What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?