What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why was the cow afraid?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?