Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why was the dog overweight?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?