Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
The turkey, because he's already stuffed.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?