Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?