What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What did the rug say to the floor?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?