Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
When should you start writing a book?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do jokesters study in college?
Where do termites go camping?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Who invented fractions?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
How do snowmen get information?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?