What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Sofishticated.
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What kind of books do boats write?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?